tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post5844030629831235455..comments2024-02-26T21:27:17.091+13:00Comments on The Fundy Post: Bad poetry, babyPaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08024440694895271805noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-10006392190324165362009-08-06T18:36:30.644+12:002009-08-06T18:36:30.644+12:00hush be still
whisper who dares?
Small boy sits a...hush be still <br />whisper who dares?<br />Small boy sits at the foot of the stairs.<br />Blood on the carpet , fur on the mat<br />Christopher Robins castrated the cat.<br /><br />..... while we're in bad poetry mode ;-)nznativenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-68890432787589558772009-08-06T16:41:01.117+12:002009-08-06T16:41:01.117+12:00Meanwhile, I tempted to go get high and see if tha...Meanwhile, I tempted to go get high and see if that slab of Vogon verse is any less painful.<br /><br />I can see the headline when I sell my tragic story to the media: PAUL HOMLES TURNED ME INTO A DEGENERATE JUNKIE!Craig Ranapiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08923246310584658857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-56340063039597880972009-07-31T15:41:07.916+12:002009-07-31T15:41:07.916+12:00"Not to mention the woods. Bad lighting, no e..."Not to mention the woods. Bad lighting, no electricity etc."<br /><br />Electricity (from mains at least) isn't essential. With the right basic tools you can cook up meth almost anywhere, and rural or wooded areas are common sites because of the seclusion and the lack of people to moan about toxic fumes.<br /><br />You're right that it wouldn't be all that pleasant. We are talking meth after all.Samuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12633616551506978330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-8999841859184811382009-07-30T12:18:53.388+12:002009-07-30T12:18:53.388+12:00I don't know a great deal about meth-making bu...I don't know a great deal about meth-making but I would think a closet wouldn't be a good place to make it. And surely IN the sink would be better than under the sink.<br /><br />Not to mention the woods. Bad lighting, no electricity etc.Boganettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07253374355820020132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-28739879324049221902009-07-28T22:06:20.279+12:002009-07-28T22:06:20.279+12:00It's not quite as good as William McGonagall, ...It's not quite as good as William McGonagall, is it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.snopes.com/glurge/iammeth.asp" rel="nofollow">Snopes</a>.<br /><br />Brought to you by "sudfi", the only brand trusted by Islamic mystics everywhere.stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04486889878636801969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-24948228752311953662009-07-28T14:18:27.276+12:002009-07-28T14:18:27.276+12:00He should have rhymed meth with death. That would ...He should have rhymed meth with death. That would have been dope.<br /><br />Actually, he should have got together with Nesian Mystik and made a single.Georgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-67857075143253307792009-07-27T23:42:37.475+12:002009-07-27T23:42:37.475+12:00Also if you are going to rhyme a poem at least by ...Also if you are going to rhyme a poem at least by consistent and actually do so. In what world does 'best' rhyme with 'Meth'? To those that lisp maybe.<br /><br />If you are going to constrain yourself to the disciplines of metre, rhyme and structure (nothing wrong with that btw) then you need to rise to the challenges thus imposed. Failing to do so is all the more visible within those constraints. Why so many of the talentless write free verse.Peter in Dundeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-48226981865878563912009-07-27T15:45:02.876+12:002009-07-27T15:45:02.876+12:00Oh, and one of the Kiwiblog commenters reckons the...Oh, and one of the Kiwiblog commenters reckons they've found the poem's origin:<br /><br />http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/07/paul_holmes_p_poem.html#comment-588377Samuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12633616551506978330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-16853862307219904112009-07-27T15:40:36.318+12:002009-07-27T15:40:36.318+12:00New album teaser?New album teaser?Samuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12633616551506978330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994129.post-36329929994794990482009-07-27T15:37:30.360+12:002009-07-27T15:37:30.360+12:00and in the "we think we have problems" c...and in the "we think we have problems" category - http://www.dispatch.co.za/article.aspx?id=332725<br /><br /><i>MEXICAN police have captured 11 suspected members of the La Familia cartel and seized the 40th drug lab belonging to the cartel. It produced 100kg crystal methamphetamine weekly. — Sapa-AP</i><br /><br />100kg! holy cow.laughing_boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00661448316613718582noreply@blogger.com