Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The lucky country

Catch the Fire Ministries, known for its obsessive hatred of Islam, is blaming the real fires, those in Victoria, on divine retribution: the State decriminalised abortion, so God has removed his "conditional protection." Fortunately for the victims of God's Wrath, Catch the Fire is more merciful, and is accepting donations of necessaries, including Tea bags and under wear (NEW). May God Bless Australia with His Rains of Mercy!

An alternative reading of events might be that God has shown her displeasure with Australia by inflicting such nasty Christians upon it.

6 comments:

Giovanni said...

I like how specific these people are: 9/11 was caused by teh gays, the fires by legalised abortion...

A vengeful God obsessed with looking into our pants. How could we live without it?

George said...

Meanwhile, "Australia's only national newspaper", The Australian, wrote an article entitled -
Blame the apocalypse on climate change or abortions.

What would Australia do without their paper of record?

Julie said...

Ye gads!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it wonderful how fundies always seem to use horrific personal tragedies to comment on their abhorrent agenda?

Craig Y (disgusted)

Uroskin said...

If their god made any sense, shouldn't Sydney now be burning due to upcoming Mardi Gras?

DeepRed said...

It all reminds me of Jerry Falwell's remarks right after 9/11.