Here is a selection of spam email headings from May 2012. They don’t make them like this any more.
She will give you her devotion when she sees your new proportion
Getting her a nice watch is the easiest way to make up for your fault
All your dates end up spending the nights alone because of your miserable little friend?
Say STOP to rod weakness fleeced exprobation pegology
Throw the acne syndrome out of your life
Horrible news from White House
We prepared your beer
What unites geniuses?
Will you attend us?
Become the carnal monster
Vulcanize the whoopee stick more!
Come to the 101 office
You're a moron
Turbines for your meat jet
Step by step to her chair
Reasons why girls dump you
Don’t touch the old bomb
Wang will feel like wood
You will have so much meat you could share it with everyone.
We can make your meat tree mighty and strong
No longer can you be engaged in love long? We will do very large your cock!
If your whole life is shit, at least you can have a decent watch on
Have a fear that your device won't be ready at the crucial moment? Get rid of this fear here!
There sat the frog
Hammer your pile in her
Accountant asks for you
Your car blocks entrance
Stop sending me this crap
Answered the frog
Use mind to improve your fang
Bull pushing your babe
If your spaceship needs power
Are the lands where the Jumblies live
Read or you're gay
Your member will rich with every extra inch
Forget abour unstaying wang!
Ready again after 3 acts! Real!
Give her ham wallet good drilling
Stimulate her grotto better
We are in charge of making him large
End of processing process
Here is John Scofield in the 1980s:
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