Friday, April 10, 2020

Stop sending me this crap


Here is a selection of spam email headings from May 2012. They don’t make them like this any more.







She will give you her devotion when she sees your new proportion

Getting her a nice watch is the easiest way to make up for your fault

All your dates end up spending the nights alone because of your miserable little friend?

Say STOP to rod weakness fleeced exprobation pegology

Throw the acne syndrome out of your life

Horrible news from White House

We prepared your beer

What unites geniuses?

Will you attend us?

Become the carnal monster

Vulcanize the whoopee stick more!

Come to the 101 office

You're a moron

Turbines for your meat jet

Step by step to her chair

Reasons why girls dump you

Don’t touch the old bomb

Wang will feel like wood

You will have so much meat you could share it with everyone.

We can make your meat tree mighty and strong

No longer can you be engaged in love long? We will do very large your cock!

If your whole life is shit, at least you can have a decent watch on

Have a fear that your device won't be ready at the crucial moment? Get rid of this fear here!

There sat the frog

Hammer your pile in her

Accountant asks for you

Your car blocks entrance

Stop sending me this crap

Answered the frog

Use mind to improve your fang

Bull pushing your babe

If your spaceship needs power

Are the lands where the Jumblies live

Read or you're gay

Your member will rich with every extra inch

Forget abour unstaying wang!

Ready again after 3 acts! Real!

Give her ham wallet good drilling

Stimulate her grotto better

We are in charge of making him large

End of processing process







Here is John Scofield in the 1980s:



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