Thursday, January 18, 2007

Monster of the Nation

On Public Address, Fiona Rae has discovered the fun to be had with a talking head and a pause button. She may think it's all fun and games but such antics can reveal the darkest of secrets.

This exclusive screenshot from TV One News in August 2005 has uncovered the truth: Judy Bailey is a reptilian shape-shifter.

The Illuminati don't want us to know this but they wouldn't, would they? Now all the clues fall into place. Now we know how she managed to negotiate such a high salary.

Someone should tell David Icke.

4 comments:

rob davies said...

If she were a *lesbian* reptilian shape-shifter we could probably convince Wishart to help Icke out.

Icke. Just think of it...

Russell Brown said...

Run Paul, hide for pity's sake! None of us are safe now.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you've just scooped the next edition of Investigate :)

Scott

Anonymous said...

Nope, David Icke is more Steve Crowe's scence. As in his rival tragic tabloid gutter glossy, Unsensible- oops, Uncensored, sorry...

And if it were lesbian, it'd have to have some link to the Labour Party for Investigrunt to touch it...

Craig Y.