Fascists: not just a threat to liberal democracy but so difficult to find the perfect gift for. But now there's an answer for those difficult-to-please white supremacist friends and family: Aryan Wear.
Run by White Nationalists for White Nationalists, Aryan Wear has everything for the stylish and fashion-conscious racialist. How about a fetching pair of Afrikakorps Shorts, which goes so well with the Volk und Vaterland Polo shirt and the SS Loyalty Zip Up Hoodie? Suits you, sir. And to keep the rain off your fascist threads, nothing beats the Iron Cross Umbrella.
For the ladies, the Camo Blazer combines fashion and military camo for an aggressive style, yet the Pink Pleated Plaid Mini Skirt seems out of place; the Very Happy Hitler Cotton Thong Bikini defies description.
In case you are worried about who is making your purchases, Aryan Wear has an ethics policy.
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