Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Lucyna: an inquiry into morals

New Zealand Conservative, the gift that keeps on giving:
However, it seems unfair that LGBT people are denied communion, when there may be others (such as the serial masturbator or a couple that are living together in an unwed state) saying nothing to anyone and going up every Sunday for communion. The only difference is that in the case of the LGBT person, they have proclaimed to the world their desire for sex and the type of sex they engage in by taking on the LGBT label or identity. The serial masturbator, who would also be denied communion if he or she did the same thing, instead stays quiet and no one therefore has any reason to deny him or her.
Even if you are not interested in the fate of the serial masturbator's immortal soul (and who isn't?) this article has something for everyone, including Lucyna's interpretations of what the Pope is thinking.


harvestbird said...

Everything I want to say about this is both blasphemous and silly! Everything!

Anonymous said...

Erm, some transpeople have poor surgical outcomes caused by incompetent surgeons to deal with, so self-pleasure may not be possible in their context. Do they count as celibate according to Lucyna...?

Craig Y

Lyndon said...

Off-topic, but I thought I'd alert you to a new Brian-storm:

A Battle of Religions Down Under (Sent to International Media): Prominent New Zealand church leader Bishop Brian Tamaki is calling on Christian-based countries to unashamedly declare their religious identity or risk losing it forever. His statement comes in response to a political endeavour by New Zealand’s left wing Labour-led Government to declare New Zealand to be religiously neutral.

Josh said...

Yeah, what does happen to serial masturbators? No reason, just... curious. Yeah, that's it, curious.

Anonymous said...

well theres only two types of people in the world - wankers and liers :-)