Paris Hilton "no longer superficial"

I know that Fundy Post readers want to be the first to know celebrity goss, so I have held the front page to tell you that Paris Hilton has found God. This transformation is remarkable. We are accustomed to corporate crooks and celebrity crims finding Jesus under the cell mattress but usually they spend more time in jail than a long weekend.

Obviously the experience of doing time, although admittedly not much time, was unsettling: "I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage." Honey, you were in a cage.

Cynics will scoff and say that Ms Hilton is simply trying to avoid serving the rest of her sentence. This blog will not be judgemental but hopes that, with all the work with children she will be doing, Ms Hilton will have no time for her musical career.