Multimillionaire philanthropist Gareth Morgan is coming to the rescue of Happy Feet, the stranded and desperately ill penguin.Post revised: thanks to the good offices of the estimable David Ritchie, I am now able to show you the quite peculiar graphic which accompanied this story on the front page of last week's Sunday Star Times. The image has a Mighty Boosh quality, which I am sure the SST Photoshop people did not intend.
Morgan said that if Happy Feet survives, he would take it back to Antarctica on a Russian icebreaker.
The Kiwisaver provider is leading an expedition to the Ross Sea on the Spirit of Enderby in February and said Happy Feet and a Conservation Department minder could come along for the ride.
Anyway, here is some timely advice for visiting penguins from Zappa fils: