Friday, April 30, 2010

Adventures in modern dating

Allen set up a Facebook profile under the name of one of the teenage girl's friends and posted things such as, "I was so excited when I shot my first deer, that I wanted to have sex with it", in the hope the girl would turn to him for comfort.
She did not. Allen feels stink about this feint, but in his defence reveals she used the old "I can't go out with you because I am having a brain tumour" ruse.

1 comment:

Rusty said...

While it's not widely reported, that sort of thing happens a lot in Gisborne.